Golf Cart Adventurers Gifts

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Dentists on Holiday

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Putter'.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Too many beers at lunch?

'You must address the ball properly first.'

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

Self-driving stroller

Sink the putt or else!

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'