Golf Cart Adventurers Mugs

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Dentists on Holiday

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Putter'.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Too many beers at lunch?

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'You must address the ball properly first.'

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Sink the putt or else!

'This baby is great on gas...'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

Man in car.