Golf Cart Adventurer Gifts

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Golf cart---How's my driving & putting>

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Putter'.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Self-driving stroller

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

'This baby is great on gas...'

Man in car.

Street Food Vendors

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"