Shopping Spree Adventurer Gifts

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Midnight Mass Chirstmas Shopping

'Jamie's not here, she's out with her mother learning the Dark Shopping Arts.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Good dog!"

"I went onto the teleshopping channel and bought 70 televisions!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How would Madam like to pay?

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Discount Shopping.

'You must have something in my size?'

Wild fruit