Spending Spree Adventurer Gifts

'Admit it-if they were selling elephants you would have to buy one...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Which wine would you suggest, to go with an enormous expense account?'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Credit card customer of the month'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Pushy Cashpoint

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'