Shopping Safari Adventurer Gifts

'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'White meat or dark?'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

5 Second Rule!

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Okay, I'll tear your clothes if it will help you score with your girlfriend.'

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

Discount Shopping.

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'