Shopping Adventurist Gifts

Shopping Days

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

Crime in bookshop

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Mysteries.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Self-Checkout.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Irregulars

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'