Shopping Adventurist Mugs

Shopping Days

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Crime in bookshop

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Self-Checkout.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Irregulars

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."