Shop-till-you-drop Adventurer Mugs

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Mysteries.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Final clearance sale.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Ass-less Chaps

Shopping Trolley

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Meet the Author Online.

"What's an author?"

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Bobsleigh practice.

'Credit card customer of the month'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'