Shop-till-you-drop Adventurer Gifts

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Indirectory: You're way over there somewhere.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Mysteries.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Ass-less Chaps

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Shopping Trolley

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Bobsleigh practice.

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

Meet the Author Online.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"What's an author?"

'Credit card customer of the month'