Gift Store Adventurer Gifts

"It's museum-store quality."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Myths and legends...

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Mysteries.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"That One!"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Discount Shopping.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Returning to reading

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Ass-less Chaps

Noisy Books

Final clearance sale.

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

"What's an author?"

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'