'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'
Thrift Store Adventurers Gifts
Looking for a gift for your thrift store adventurer? Find humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate their love of finding hidden gems and turning everyday treasures into art. Perfect for those who enjoy exploring, reimagining, and embracing the thrill of discovery, our collection offers witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that match their creative and adventurous soul.
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
"I just..."
"How soon will this be a remnant
"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!
Crime in bookshop
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
Crap others threw out
Mysteries.
'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
'To be honest, that's all most people read.'
"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'
Electricity Bills
Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.
Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.
Stephen King: The Bookstore
Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.
'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'
"There's another one! Pull over!"
"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."
"That One!"
Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.
"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."
Shoppers of Mystery.
Returning to reading
Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'
Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'
Noisy Books
'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'
Thrift Store Adventurers Gifts Collection
Thrift Store Adventurers Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that embrace the thrift store adventurer's joyful treasure hunts and love for unique finds.
Thrift Store Adventurers Pillows
Browse pillows that add personality and humor inspired by thrift adventures—great for cozy spaces with a quirky twist.
Thrift Store Adventurers Prints
See our prints inspired by thrift store treasures—ideal for decorating with humor and creative flair.
Thrift Store Adventurers T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating thrift store explorers—perfect for casual outings and showcasing their creative spirit.