Thrift Store Explorer Gifts

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Thrift Store. Maybe society would be less polarized if everybody bought used footwear. We learn a lot by walking in somebody else's shoes.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Crap others threw out

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!