Thrift Shop Explorer Gifts

"32 bit, 15.6672 MHz, three NuBus expansion slots, offer them $5"

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"How soon will this be a remnant

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I just..."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Crap others threw out

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."