Thrift Store Enthusiast Gifts

Second hand shop.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

5 & 10 store

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

I decided to splash out for my girlfriends birthday - I went to the Poundshop instead of the 99p Shop

Thrift Store: Second Hand Smoke.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"This thing sells for $29.95? I'll never understand the mark-up on this stuff!"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Last charity shop for 10 paces

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Extreme Yard Sale

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.