Thrift Store Enthusiast Prints

Second hand shop.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

5 & 10 store

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

I decided to splash out for my girlfriends birthday - I went to the Poundshop instead of the 99p Shop

Thrift Store: Second Hand Smoke.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"This thing sells for $29.95? I'll never understand the mark-up on this stuff!"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Last charity shop for 10 paces

Second hand furniture.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'