Antique Shop Explorer Gifts

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

The Vineyard

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I wonder what this was for."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Can I borrow this?"

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Special today: Reclining chair with one used husband."

Dodo with rubber ring

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'