Toy Shop Explorer Gifts

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

No Elgar!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"That One!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Clean dirt.

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'