Pet Shop Explorer Gifts

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

Dog available for 'leash'.

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

Pet Shop.

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

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Take You Home

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

Window of Opportunity

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'