Pet Market Explorer Gifts

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

At the market

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.