Pet Market Explorer T-Shirts

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

At the market

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

Village Pet Shop.