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"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Cat box"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Reality of Parenthood

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

You are what you eat

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"He's into binge fetching."

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

Window of Opportunity

Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'