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'Honest Sam's Pet Emporium? About those two buck rabbit you sold me"

'Ooo, that one, Dad That One'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Take You Home

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"He's into binge fetching."

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Window of Opportunity

Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"