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Bird for sale, going cheep.

"Great! - The new snake has arrived. . . !"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"He's already getting attached to you."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

No, I don

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Labradoodle"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"It's a good boy!"

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens