Pet Shop Admirer Gifts

Bird for sale, going cheep.

"Great! - The new snake has arrived. . . !"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

There are no rats with collars...

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Flea Philosophy.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Dogs and Chickens

Mice playing double bass

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."