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"How much is that snow blower next to the doggie in the window?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Pet store - dog dragging owner away from cute kittens.

"Cat box"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"Butcher!"

"I think one of those cats are tracking us on our phone. Every time we go to the pet store for cat food, they appear."

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Dawn's Pets: One Size Fits All.