Urban Pet Life Explorer Gifts

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Not to mention the park view."

"Cat park"

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Giraffe'

"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

Parking meter holdup

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"He's into binge fetching."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"You're not from around here, are you?"

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'I can't stand picking it up.'

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a shrub!!"

"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.