Urban Pet Life Explorer Mugs

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Not to mention the park view."

"Cat park"

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Giraffe'

"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

Parking meter holdup

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"Good boy, Clifford."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"He's into binge fetching."

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

"You're not from around here, are you?"

'I can't stand picking it up.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a shrub!!"

"Sure we got lovebird, can you give them a few minutes?"

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'