Urban Pet Antics Gifts

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Cat park"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Good boy, Clifford."

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

Groucho Chicken