Urban Pet Antics Pillows

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Cat park"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Canine Frat Parties

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"