Toy Shop Explorer Mugs

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

No Elgar!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"That One!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Oh good. Here comes Mrs. Wood with her grandson, the Achilles heel."

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Clean dirt.

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.