Shoe Shop Explorer Mugs

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

Pop-up shop...

Bed, Bath and Beyond.