Shop Explorer Gifts

The Old Curiosity Shop

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'No thanks, just looking.'

Pick & Buy Online.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"