Showroom Explorer Gifts

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

Culture Saturday

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Unusual Offers

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Mysteries.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"