Showroom Explorer Mugs

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

Culture Saturday

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Sumo Love.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Mysteries.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off