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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Sumo Love.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Mysteries.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."