Storefront Explorer Prints

Forever 21 Closure

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Unusual Offers

Sumo Love.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Mysteries.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."