Storefront Sightseer Prints

American high street

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Mom $50 Pop $35

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Suburban Sightseers

High Street

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'