Storefront Sightseer Pillows

American high street

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Mom $50 Pop $35

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Suburban Sightseers

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

High Street

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"