Storefront Philosopher Pillows

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'Consummatum est.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"Who's next?"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Bank

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'