Storefront Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a love of pondering life’s big questions? Our collection for the storefront philosopher captures their curious spirit with witty, insightful, and clever products. Perfect for those who find joy in deep thoughts and clever ideas, these gifts are designed to inspire conversations and meaningful moments. Whether they’re a seasoned thinker or just love exploring new perspectives, find the ideal token of appreciation that complements their creative and contemplative nature.

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp." mockup

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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Continental Drift.

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'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?' mockup

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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'Consummatum est.'

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition." mockup

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

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"Who's next?"

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..." mockup

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

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"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'" mockup

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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Bank

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"Put some spiritual food in there." mockup

"Put some spiritual food in there."

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Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.' mockup

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!' mockup

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

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Storefront Philosopher Gifts Collection

Storefront Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the insightful and curious—perfect for anyone who loves to sip and ponder.

Storefront Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillows that combine comfort and cleverness—add some creative flair to their favorite space.

Storefront Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints featuring thoughtful quotes and playful designs—ideal for sparking new ideas and reflections.

Storefront Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that blend humor with philosophy, great for making a statement and inspiring conversation.