Coffee Store Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the caffeine-fueled deep thinkers of coffee shops? Our collection combines humor and intellect, perfect for those who ponder over their brew and love a clever twist. Whether it’s for a fellow caffeine connoisseur or your favorite thoughtful friend, these items blend creativity with coffee culture. Find the perfect funny or inspiring gift that captures the essence of a coffee store philosopher. Bring a smile and a moment of reflection with our unique designs.

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?" mockup

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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The Stages of Coffee Addiction

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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Continental Drift.

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"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home." mockup

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

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Jay McInerney

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Hipster Coffee

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'Consummatum est.'

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"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.' mockup

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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"Put some spiritual food in there." mockup

"Put some spiritual food in there."

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New Belief Systems

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?" mockup

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..." mockup

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

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"They want to turn the clocks back?" mockup

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

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Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop mockup

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

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"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel." mockup

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

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Coffee Store Philosopher Gifts Collection

Coffee Store Philosopher Mugs

Looking for mugs that speak to your coffee-loving philosopher? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring mugs perfect for any coffee enthusiast’s collection.

Coffee Store Philosopher Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that combine humor and contemplation—perfect for any coffee store philosopher’s cozy corner.

Coffee Store Philosopher Prints

Bring some inspiration and humor into their home or office with prints designed for the thoughtful coffee lover.

Coffee Store Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that captures the spirit of a coffee store philosopher—clever, comfortable, and full of personality. Discover your new favorite shirt today.