Coffee Store Philosopher T-Shirts

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

Jay McInerney

Hipster Coffee

'Consummatum est.'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Put some spiritual food in there."

New Belief Systems

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."