Coffee Shop Philosopher Gifts

Continental Drift.

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"So what do you do?" "I'm a writer." "No I mean what do you do for money?"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

Herb and Fran go human watching.

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

"Now I'll never finish my novel."

"I hate his stupid dog!" "I love my little dog!" "I give them six months."

"You don't whisper anymore."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Still Coffee Runs Deep

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

Jay McInerney

'Consummatum est.'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'