Coffee-fueled Philosopher Gifts

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Continental Drift.

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

Jay McInerney

An expletive of editors

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

New Belief Systems