Caffeine-dependent Philosopher Gifts

Still Coffee Runs Deep

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

The coffee's not working.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Continental Drift.

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Jay McInerney

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

New Belief Systems

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

"They want to turn the clocks back?"