Over-caffeinated Intellectual Gifts

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The intellectual.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Continental Drift.

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

New Belief Systems

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"So how come you never sent them a 'common-sense' pandemic."

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."