Coffee Table Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines humor and intellect? Our collection for the coffee table philosopher features clever designs on mugs, prints, and more, ideal for those who enjoy pondering life’s big questions with a humorous twist. Add a dash of wit to their home decor or daily routine with gifts that celebrate curious minds and playful insights.

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"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge." mockup

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?" mockup

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child." mockup

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen." mockup

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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"So that's where you were last night." mockup

"So that's where you were last night."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?' mockup

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935." mockup

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?' mockup

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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Continental Drift.

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"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home." mockup

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

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'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?' mockup

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

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Jay McInerney

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'Consummatum est.'

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"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.' mockup

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

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Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes. mockup

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers." mockup

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming." mockup

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'.. mockup

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

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New Belief Systems

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?" mockup

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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Coffee Table Philosopher Gifts Collection

Coffee Table Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the coffee table philosopher. Each cup is a fun way to start their day with a smile and a bit of wisdom.

Coffee Table Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous and philosophical designs. Great for adding personality and comfort to their favorite relaxation spots.

Coffee Table Philosopher Prints

Browse our wall art collection featuring witty, thought-provoking designs for the coffee table philosopher’s home or workspace.

Coffee Table Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty and clever t-shirts that speak to the coffee table philosopher’s love for humor and insight. Perfect for everyday wear and conversation starters.