Coffee Table Philosopher Mugs

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Continental Drift.

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

Jay McInerney

'Consummatum est.'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

New Belief Systems

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."