Coffee Table Philosopher T-Shirts

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Continental Drift.

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

Jay McInerney

'Consummatum est.'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

New Belief Systems

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"